izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

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I did
Dammit
Ok now I’m really going to bed
I’m tired as fuck
Sigh

devotionii:

devotionii:

devotionii:

devotionii:

devotionii:

i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed

i have hit first base

im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base

he accepts my facebook friend request

HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN

he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today

i did it

i made a home run

we did it kids

he nodded at me in the hallway we’re practically married with kids

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ok going to bed now

good night everyone!

fuckin rude

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egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

(Source: ozzyosborntodie, via greattgatsby)

kittyperson:

ask-the-vargas:

yeah-disneygeek:

Ladies in purple

You forgot one.

that’s not a lady that’s a dinosaur

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maycontainninjas:

jenniwrenninorlando:

Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

oh my god

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hopelesslyhiddled:

thistyrannosaur28:

a-lonely-god:

“It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”

Actually it’s Tony and Steve

This gif made my ENTIRE life.

THAT GIF IS MY LIFE

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teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

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tomhiddleston-h:

consultingsuperhusbands:

timelords-sherlock-andmusic:

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:

sherlokidpotterbloodofthrones:

So yesterday at the Iron Man 3 Premiere this security guard asked me why I looked so sad. 

When I told him it was because I had been hoping to see Tom Hiddleston there, he told me that it was okay, he would be my Tom Hiddleston and proceeded to strike a series of poses. Best. Thing. Ever.

Reblogging myself because this man deserves our respect. He was amazing!

Awww bless him! 

This man is my new hero

This should have more notes

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gonna go watch Star Trek on Monday

fuck yeah!!! so excited aiuerhgilaerugh

swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

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I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

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tea-tears-and-bbc:

sociopath-in-a-blue-box:

who-lock-loki-lover:

reasonswhygabbys2spooky:

moffatmusthateme:

I made a draggable ghost! Drag it around your dash :)

do you want to watch the world burn

this is why we can’t have nice things

i hate you

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

(Source: baileythepineapple, via rise-of-the-winchesters)