kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
Ok now I’m really going to bed
I’m tired as fuck
i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it kids
he nodded at me in the hallway we’re practically married with kids
me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
Ladies in purple
You forgot one.
that’s not a lady that’s a dinosaur
Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
oh my god
“It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”
Actually it’s Tony and Steve
This gif made my ENTIRE life.
THAT GIF IS MY LIFE
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
So yesterday at the Iron Man 3 Premiere this security guard asked me why I looked so sad.
When I told him it was because I had been hoping to see Tom Hiddleston there, he told me that it was okay, he would be my Tom Hiddleston and proceeded to strike a series of poses. Best. Thing. Ever.
Reblogging myself because this man deserves our respect. He was amazing!
Awww bless him!
This man is my new hero
This should have more notes
gonna go watch Star Trek on Monday
fuck yeah!!! so excited aiuerhgilaerugh
When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
I made a draggable ghost! Drag it around your dash :)
do you want to watch the world burn
this is why we can’t have nice things
i hate you
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT